Are you sliding off the toilet, being pinched on the bottom, having to go without a toilet seat or being bounced off the toilet by your toilet seat? You might be in Niger!
On about day two Peter's sister Nina, who is visiting from Alaska, posed the title question. Good observation Nina!
The toilet seat in our master bathroom is off its custom hinges and bounces you sideways off the toilet every time you sit down. Was it a good idea to install toilets with a customized toilet seats so that the seats are unreplaceable? All the toilet seats in our house are either sliding off the broken hinges or missing because we have traded them up to more-frequently-used bathrooms. Then Nina comes to visit us at work, where out of the three toilet options, one has a missing seat, one seat is cracked and pinches your behind hard everytime you sit down, and the third toilet has a normal seat, but don't use that one becuase the toilet sprays water out the side in a gusher of a fountain when you flush.
I'm sparing you by not posting a photo today.
twenty-something years of "what have you been up to?" 
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